Podfic By Year

If you want to see the podfic I've made in chronological order, this is the sorting for you! If you'd rather sort the podfic I've made by some other criteria, then maybe you want to go back to the main audio page. If you're not looking for a podfic at all, you might want to return home? If you're feeling a little overwhelmed, maybe you should try one of my personal recommendations?

A note: if there's no author listed on a podfic, it means that I wrote it. :)

2010

Daleks! at the Disco

Author: teh_slush
Fandom/Pairings: Bandom; Genfic
Rating: Ketchup
Length: 7:42

Pete Wentz fails at time travel (again), some Daleks fail at being Daleks.

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A Little Less Straight Line, A Little More Timey-Wimey

Author: teh_slush
Fandom/Pairings: Bandom; Genfic
Rating: Ketchup
Length: 7:25

The only logical explanation for Pete showing up in every Decaydance video ever is that he’s a Time Lord, okay.

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four dollar words

Fandom/Pairings: Bandom; Genfic
Rating: Salsa
Length: 9:23

You can’t write great lyrics without the help of the Dictionary. The question is whether she wants to give it to you or not.

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Sigils on Your Skin

Fandom/Pairings: Bandom; Lyn-Z/Gerard/Frank
Rating: BBQ Sauce
Length: 9:36

A podfic of the two inkporn stories in the “Gerard, the filthiest little princess” universe: magic spells and empty ink wells and midnight incantations.

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2011

the one where sons of admirals are mermaids (and in love!)

Fandom/Pairings: Youtube Slash; SoA GSF
Rating: BBQ Sauce
Length: 6:04

The title is kind of self-explanatory? BASICALLY, ALEX IS IN LOVE WITH HIS BAND. (Also: that one fic Tom tweeted about sigh sigh.)

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no one, no one, no one but you

Fandom/Pairings: Bandom; MyChem GSF
Rating: Salsa
Length: 7:17

Her boys are the best boys. (LXD au)

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get on your knees (if you want to reach the top)

Fandom/Pairings: Bandom; Gabe Saporta/William Beckett
Rating: Salsa
Length: 4:08

Prostitution? The world’s oldest profession. You sir? A professional. OR MAYBE NOT who is letting me summarize these things jesus christ.

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kiss the sea

Fandom/Pairings: Kingdom Hearts/Atlantis; Demyx/Milo
Rating: BBQ Sauce
Length: 7:27

Stolen moments of rain, that’s what they were.

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everything you ever thought of is everything I’ll do to you.

Fandom/Pairings: Bandom; William Beckett/Brendon Urie
Rating: Salsa
Length: 6:29

Brendon is everything Pete wasn’t, and William trusts him because of that. William takes care of him because of that.

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The Other Side

Fandom/Pairings: High School Musical; Chad/Ryan
Rating: BBQ Sauce
Length: 10:52

It was the second year of the zombie apocalypse, and Chad was starting to get the hang of killing zombies and taking names. That, of course, was before Ryan showed up.

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Maybe You'll Dance

Fandom/Pairings: Kingdom Hearts/Atlantis; Demyx/Milo
Rating: BBQ Sauce
Length: 10:07

If he could dance, Demyx thought, then maybe it would all be okay.

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Not That Guy

Fandom/Pairings: High School Musical/Glee; Ryan/Kurt
Rating: Salsa
Length: 11:38

They fit together like puzzle pieces—though if they were supposed to originally is anyone’s guess.

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Charlie, the failiest vampire

Fandom/Pairings: Youtube Slash; Charlie/Alex
Rating: BBQ Sauce
Length: 7:37

Charlie is seriously the world's worst accidental vampire.

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Things Have Changed (I Like Your New Face)

Author: teh_slush
Fandom/Pairings: Bandom; Genfic
Rating: Ketchup
Length: 7:05

Pete and Patrick go to a particularly violent concert featuring Pete’s ex, and Patrick learns about regeneration.

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Prettiest Girl in the Whole Wide World

Fandom/Pairings: Scott Pilgrim vs the World; Scott/Ramona
Rating: Salsa
Length: 4:23

There’s a high-pitched shriek from the bathroom, and Ramona groans. It is way too early in the morning to be dealing with Scott.

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Untitled Porn Snippet

Author: 1st_eggokage
Fandom/Pairings: Bandom; Brendon/Spencer
Rating: Salsa
Length: 4:36

Untitled porn snippet for Scotty because.

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positions I don’t regret

Fandom/Pairings: Merlin; Merlin/Arthur
Rating: Salsa
Length: 10:32

Merlin’s not so into sex, but he can do this for Arthur.

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what are you waiting for? (i can’t say no to you)

Fandom/Pairings: Bandom; Pete Wentz/Mikey Way
Rating: Salsa
Length: 7:20

“Hey,” Pete says, on an otherwise normal day, “we should go on a roadtrip.”

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unexpected and defeated

Fandom/Pairings: The Social Network; Mark/Eduardo
Rating: Salsa
Length: 21:12

Marcilynn Zuckerberg would prefer you call her Mark, can code circles around you, only shaves her legs when necessary, and doesn’t own any makeup unless chapstick counts. Eduardo Saverin loves her anyway, but sometimes it’s hard for Marcilynn to remember that.

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no regrets, just love

Fandom/Pairings: The Social Network RPF; Andrew/Jesse
Rating: BBQ Sauce
Length: 12:38

In which Jesse is asexual but not unwilling to have sex, Andrew is well-meaning but has the wrong idea, and they watch Bambi for the 268097464th time before they have a Discussion about things.

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Here Now and Listening

Author: lucy_and_ramona
Fandom/Pairings: Youtube Slash; Alex Day/Ben Cook/Tom Milsom
Rating: Salsa
Length: 9:19

I wanna hear every word you say tonight.

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The Cat One

Author: lucy_and_ramona
Fandom/Pairings: Youtube Slash; Alex Day/Tom Milsom, Been Cook/Tom Milsom
Rating: Salsa
Length: 1:26:09

Alex is a cat.

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electricity is easy I'm told

Fandom/Pairings: The Social Network; Mark/Eduardo
Rating: Salsa
Length: 6:59

It’s easier to access things without people noticing if they’re distracted. Sex is very distracting. Sometimes, Mark thinks it’s a lucky thing he’s very good at multitasking.

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the spark in the night

Author: teh_slush
Fandom/Pairings: American Idiot; Johnny/Jimmy, mentioned Johnny/Whatsername
Rating: Salsa
Length: 2:35

…Self-indulgent pretentious Johnny/Jimmy porn? (takes place after Letterbomb)

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Sucker Punch Drabbles

Author: 1st_eggokage
Fandom/Pairings: Sucker Punch; Blondie/Amber, Rocket/Baby Doll
Rating: Ketchup
Length: 3:02

Two Suckerpunch Drabbles

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Underskirts

Fandom/Pairings: High School Musical; Chad/Ryan
Rating: Salsa
Length: 4:52

Ryan was beginning to think Chad was far more devious than he previously believed.

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Everything Else is Child's Play

Fandom/Pairings: Bandom; Mikey/Gerard
Rating: Salsa
Length: 3:13

I love the powerglove, it’s so bad. Wait that’s not an actual summary. Uhhhhhhh . . . idk there are powergloves and Mikeyways.

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except for a few small bruises, cuts, and scars

Fandom/Pairings: Merlin; Merlin/Arthur
Rating: Salsa
Length: 3:23

He just bruises easily, sometimes bruises over bruises until his entire skin just feels tender and sore.

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one way ticket to the bacchanal

Fandom/Pairings: The Social Network RPF; Andrew/Jesse
Rating: Salsa
Length: 5:14

Andrew takes a hit of his joint and then, suddenly, there’s a Jesse straddling him and sucking the smoke from his mouth.

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meant to be dirty

Fandom/Pairings: Bandom; William/Brendon/Mike
Rating: Salsa
Length: 6:20

Vampires. Bondage. Bloodplay. Stupid.

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to dress you gently

Fandom/Pairings: Merlin; Merlin/Arthur
Rating: BBQ Sauce
Length: 3:24

It isn’t Merlin’s fault that Arthur looks damn good in his armor. That’s Arthur’s fault—if anyone can be blamed for it at all—and Merlin will maintain that.

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snapshots of memory

Fandom/Pairings: Youtube Slash; Ben Cook/Teoh
Rating: Salsa
Length: 6:59

"Hey," he says, "would you do a nude shoot with me?"

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an awkward position

Fandom/Pairings: Kingdom Hearts; Axel/Roxas
Rating: Salsa
Length: 3:06

Roxas wakes up handcuffed to the bed.

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and the world has somehow shifted

Fandom/Pairings: Tangled; Rapunzel/Eugene
Rating: Salsa
Length: 3:02

She's grateful for the way that he's careful with her and the way that he never pushes things with her. So, when he drops the length of rope in her hands, Rapunzel runs her hands over it and looks up at him with wide, curious eyes.

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past even these extremes

Fandom/Pairings: Bandom; Jon/Ryan
Rating: Salsa
Length: 4:36

Panic is a girlband/Ryan Ross' harem. Joan Walker fucks Ryan. Yay.

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until you no longer recognize your flaws

Fandom/Pairings: The Social Network; Mark/Eduardo
Rating: Salsa
Length: 6:02

All of his worst fears are being written out on his skin, being put on display for the world world to see, and Eduardo can't—Mark presses his lips to the ink, and Eduardo shivers.

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Challenge Charlie

Author: medusacascade22
Fandom/Pairings: Youtube Slash; Charlie/Alex
Rating: BBQ Sauce
Length: 4:02

Charlie needs five last challenges, but he can't find any that work together. Alex thinks he can help.

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It's A Cherimon

Author: kateflys
Fandom/Pairings: Youtube Slash; Charlie/Alex
Rating: BBQ Sauce
Length: 5:53

Teoh causes so many problems... but then he becomes the cause of something great.

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Not So Clear

Author: lucy_and_ramona
Fandom/Pairings: Youtube Slash; Charlie/Alex
Rating: BBQ Sauce
Length: 4:17

Alex just assumed they were dating.

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once we know that we are

Fandom/Pairings: Disney RPF; Zac/Vanessa
Rating: Salsa
Length: 5:49

It starts, the way a lot of things do, with Zac making an off-hand, joking comment.

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whatcha want, whatcha feel

Fandom/Pairings: Big Time Rush; Gen
Rating: Salsa
Length: 3:03

There are actual words for what he wants, but he doesn't like them and they don't really describe what he wants anyway. He just wants to think about it, when he's got that tiny shred of privacy that they sometimes get.

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I Favor Entropy

Author: lucy_and_ramona
Fandom/Pairings: Youtube Slash; Charlie/Alex
Rating: Salsa
Length: 39:06

Charlie McDonnell has a problem.

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Four times Charlie tries to get over Alex (and one time he does)

Author: preussenblau
Fandom/Pairings: Youtube Slash; Johnny/Charlie, Tom/Charlie, Charlie/Hayley, Charlie/Dan, Charlie/Alex
Rating: BBQ Sauce
Length: 10:30

Four times Charlie tries to get over Alex (and one time he does

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when the lights go down

Fandom/Pairings: The Social Network; Chris/Dustin
Rating: Salsa
Length: 5:15

Like most things, it starts as an accident.

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it's he who holds his tongue that gets the man

Fandom/Pairings: Youtube Slash; SoA GSF
Rating: Salsa
Length: 4:41

“Charlie,” Tom asks, “can you stay quiet while we take care of you? No talking and no noise.”

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cosmic latte tangerine

Fandom/Pairings: Youtube Slash; SoA GSF
Rating: Salsa
Length: 6:34

Heterosexuality's not Tom's defining feature, so no one is really surprised when he asks if his bandmates will gangbang him.

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'til your body is numb

Fandom/Pairings: Never Let Me Go; Kathy/Tommy/Ruth
Rating: Salsa
Length: 5:19

Hailsham.

It's where Tommy, Ruth, and I grew up—a cheap, run-down whorehouse tucked into an alleyway of the red light district—and where we eventually escaped from.

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forget what's on my mind for awhile

Fandom/Pairings: Suits; Rachel/Mike
Rating: Salsa
Length: 4:13

Rachel's not. She and Mike aren't. It's not. They're just friends, okay?

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I thought I felt a spark

Fandom/Pairings: Warehouse 13; Gen
Rating: BBQ Sauce
Length: 3:07

It starts as a kind of "haha wouldn't this be fun?" sort of project that Claudia starts because she's really bored and filing papers is really not a good use of her time.

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we make a good you and me

Fandom/Pairings: Transformers; Mikaela/Sam
Rating: BBQ Sauce
Length: 3:03

"I'm sorry," he says to begin, "I know I've been really crappy about keeping in touch with you."

"It's fine," she says, settling into her chair, "I know you're busy with school and everything. I'm just glad that I can talk to you at all."

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in no position to resist

Fandom/Pairings: Merlin; Merlin/Arthur
Rating: Salsa
Length: 3:23

Merlin is inordinately fond of the flogger, and while Arthur doesn't like it anywhere near as much as Merlin, he likes it quite a bit.

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push the limit, are you with it

Fandom/Pairings: American Idol S8/High School Musical; Adam/Ryan/Chad
Rating: Salsa
Length: 3:03

Chad has gotten used to Adam and Ryan's idea of "fun."

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hold it in, hold it in

Fandom/Pairings: Bandom; Spencer/Brendon
Rating: Salsa
Length: 4:32

Brendon stills immediately, still and waiting for Spencer's next order.

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erasing every line we know

Fandom/Pairings: Bandom; Gerard/Mikey
Rating: Salsa
Length: 2:48

Garden variety incest, Wayflavored.

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Vehicle Threesome Sex

Fandom/Pairings: Bandom/Killjoys; Fun Ghoul/Jet Star/Kobra Kid
Rating: Salsa
Length: 7:22

Almost 1.5K of pointless (public) sex against a car with bonus voyeurism.

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Placed

Fandom/Pairings: Youtube Slash; Ed/Tom
Rating: Salsa
Length: 3:33

He lets Tom be his usual slightly asshole-ish self and then, when they're in the apartment alone, Ed will make sure he remembers his place.

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reciprocal of love

Fandom/Pairings: Bandom; Panic GSF
Rating: Salsa
Length: 9:15

You can only give as much love as you can take back.

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A Matter of Trust

Fandom/Pairings: Sherlock; Sherlock/John
Rating: Salsa
Length: 5:41

Sherlock Holmes is a great many things, but one thing he is not is afraid to be adventurous, even in bed.

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Scientific Method

Fandom/Pairings: Grant/Tory
Rating: Salsa
Length: 4:19

See, Grant's reaction to seventy-five percent of things is to build a robot. Tory's not sure why he didn't think that Grant was going to build a robot, but he's surprised when Grant pulls him aside and says I have something for you, are you free tonight?.

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all bark, but no lungs

Fandom/Pairings: Youtube Slash; Teoh/Tom
Rating: BBQ Sauce
Length: 3:13

It's not something Teoh consciously does, but sometimes he doesn't realize he's saying something awful to Tom until it's already out of his mouth and Tom's lips are pressed into a thin line.

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he says to concentrate

Fandom/Pairings: Bandom; Ryan/Brendon
Rating: Salsa
Length: 4:57

Tongue tracing over the slit of Brendon's cock, Ryan sinks down again as Brendon shuffles the flashcards and reads off the next word.

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good waste is an oxymoron

Fandom/Pairings: Youtube Slash; Ben/Alex
Rating: Salsa
Length: 3:54

It's pretty innocuous-looking, and Ben brushes it off until the next time he sees it and . . . Yeah, okay that thing looks like a dildo attached to the fucking shower hose which, weird. Ben would ask Alex about it, but Alex is generally just a weird guy and Ben isn't sure he actually even wants to know.

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each happy ending's a brand new beginning

Fandom/Pairings: The Social Network RPF; Andrew/Jesse
Rating: Ketchup
Length: 8:10

In which Andrew humming attracts woodland creatures, Jesse is beginning to find birds creepy, and True Love's Kiss may or may not exist.

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Blowjob Rainbow

Fandom/Pairings: Bandom, HSM, KH; Ryan/Chad, Spencer/Brendon, Mikey/Pete, Ryan/Spencer, Roxas/Axel, Adam/Chad(/Ryan), William/Gabe
Rating: Salsa
Length: 5:48

7 colors of blowjob, in convenient 100-word portions.

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Propinquity

Author: lucy_and_ramona
Fandom/Pairings: Youtube Slash; Alex Day/Tom Milsom, hinted Alex Day/Charlie McDonnell
Rating: BBQ Sauce
Length: 1:06:06

They've got a competition coming up; this could be everything, and all Alex can think about is Tom fucking Milsom.

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into the unknown

Fandom/Pairings: The Social Network; Mark/Eduardo
Rating: Salsa
Length: 1:10:19

It starts off "get some fucking sleep" and somehow turns into "I'm going to blindfold you and then tie you up." Mark's too trusting and too willing, Eduardo's not sure how they got to where they are, and there isn't a map telling them how to work any of this out. They'll work everything out somehow, though, even if they make a metric fuckton of mistakes along the way.

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Excercises in Esotericism

Author: spibsy
Fandom/Pairings: Youtube Slash; Alex/Charlie
Rating: Ketchup
Length: 27:34

Shades of mediocrity, like emptiness in harmony, I need someone to comfort me.

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Just Didn't Know The Date

Author: teh_slush
Fandom/Pairings: Bandom; Pete/Mikey
Rating: Ketchup
Length: 31:02

What happened between two Time Lords in those three years of summer. Precursor to all those other fics.

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blowjob rainbow 2: electric rainbow boogaloo

Fandom/Pairings: Bandom, Sherlock, Merlin, High School Musical, American Idol S8, Kingdom Hearts, Youtube Slash, The Social Network, The Runaways; Pete/Mikey, Sherlock/John, Merlin/Arthur, Ryan/Adam, Sora/Riku, Tom/Ed, Gerard/Pete, Mark/Eduardo, Joan/Cherie, Dan/Phil, Korse/Party Poison, Pete/Patrick, Gabe/William, Chris/Mark(/Eduardo)
Rating: Salsa
Length: 8:53

DOUBLE BLOWJOB RAINBOW ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY.

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Body Knowledge

Fandom/Pairings: High School Musical; Ryan/Skater Kid (Rory)
Rating: Salsa
Length: 9:40

It's not unexpected, the way they know each other's bodies before their lips have even met, but it's still a little strange.

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2012

Baby, it's cold outside.

Fandom/Pairings: iCarly; Sam/Freddie
Rating: Salsa
Length: 3:23

"I really can't stay."

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Replacements

Fandom/Pairings: Sherlock/The Social Network; Gen
Rating: Ketchup
Length: 1:32

Sherlock meets Eduardo because Eduardo moves to London after the fallout with Mark.

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Aphrodisiac

Author: aimmyarrowshigh
Fandom/Pairings: One Direction; Harry/Louis
Rating: Salsa
Length: 26:32

De-anon'd from the kmeme. Chef!AU. The day he made roasted asparagus tips wrapped in Serrano ham with lemon aïoli, Louis knew: Harry Styles was trying to seduce him.

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We're Looking For Something Dumb To Do

Author: roachpatrol
Fandom/Pairings: Homestuck; Dave Strider/Terezi Pryope/Karkat Vantas
Rating: Salsa
Length: 26:37

"Terezi, my horny wondergirl, I have come to take you to a land of dreams and rainbow magic, a land undreamt of by any amount of freaky alien babes, and that land--"
"DAVE," Karkat shouts.

"That land is school," he whispers as huskily as he can, and brings his lips to hers.

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Grey Skies and Dry Eyes

Author: spibsy
Fandom/Pairings: One Direction; Zayn/Liam
Rating: Ketchup
Length: 8:43

Sometimes Liam just has to get away from the craziness, and if the price to pay is the smell of smoke for fifteen minutes, it's worth it.

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when my mind is elsewhere

Author: misprinting
Fandom/Pairings: How To Train Your Dragon; Astrid/Hiccup
Rating: BBQ Sauce
Length: 3:30

It’s a war wound,’ he wants to tell her, ‘just like our parents’.

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empathy doesn't make you a nice person

Fandom/Pairings: The Social Network; Gen
Rating: BBQ Sauce
Length: 2:55

Mark is an empath.

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Knowing

Fandom/Pairings: Sherlock; Sherlock/John
Rating: Ketchup
Length: 2:43

Sherlock knowns things.

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Chris Hughes' Life is Hard

Fandom/Pairings: The Social Network; Gen
Rating: BBQ Sauce
Length: 1:47

Mark has issues with authority.

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I Always See You for What You Are

Fandom/Pairings: One Direction; Liam/Zayn
Rating: Ketchup
Length: 2:59

Liam never liked his powers,

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Hey, girl, I think I wanna marry you.

Fandom/Pairings: Actor RPF; Andrew/Emma
Rating: Ketchup
Length: 1:16

He doesn't want to marry her in a week or a couple months, he wants to marry her now.

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that one thing

Fandom/Pairings: One Direction; Niall/Harry, Liam/Louis
Rating: Ketchup
Length: 2:11

Niall doesn't understand Harry.

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I'd kiss you, but you'd probably stab me.

Fandom/Pairings: The Social Network/High School Musical; Mark Zuckerberg/Troy Bolton
Rating: BBQ Sauce
Length: 3:03

The first time Mark meets Troy, it's because Mark is robbing a bank and Troy is trying to stop him.

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your maze is your maze, but i know you'll get through it fine

Author: girl_in_stripes
Fandom/Pairings: One Direction; Liam Payne/Harry Styles
Rating: Ketchup
Length: 4:26

empath!harry, mindreader!liam

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dreaming a sympathetic wish

Author: misprinting
Fandom/Pairings: One Direction; Gen
Rating: Ketchup
Length: 20:41

Liam is a robot. No, really.

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Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea

Author: JoeLawson
Fandom/Pairings: Hawaii 5-0; Steve/Danny
Rating: Salsa
Length: 3:40:32

Detective Danny Williams is not what Steve expected.

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In parts: 123epilogue

(hold on to) That Feeling

Fandom/Pairings: The Social Network/Glee; Gen
Rating: BBQ Sauce
Length: 7:18

In which everyone has a lot of feelings and sometimes they sing.

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This Is Not Everything

Author: spibsy
Fandom/Pairings: One Direction; Zayn Malik/Liam Payne/Louis Tomlinson
Rating: Salsa
Length: 9:07

Louis's not very good at keeping his mouth shut. Luckily for him, neither is Liam.

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untitled harry/niall tweetfic

Fandom/Pairings: One Direction; Harry Styles/Niall Horan
Rating: BBQ Sauce
Length: 1:43

"I'm sorry," Harry whispers, "I have to kill you, Niall. There isn't any way around it."

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taste the rainbow

Fandom/Pairings: Repo! the Genetic Opera/Bandom (Killjoys); Gaverobber/Fun Ghoul
Rating: Salsa
Length: 4:02

He babbles, incoherent and scarlet macaw, the yellow and blue streaked through in the plane of scarlet.

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the people you leave behind

Fandom/Pairings: Criminal Minds/Doctor Who; Gen
Rating: Ketchup
Length: 1:37

The thing that his team does not know is that during the time he’s supposed to have been at MIT, he wasn’t. Or he was, depending on how you looked at it.

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the things I see in you

Fandom/Pairings: Suits; Mike/Rachel
Rating: Ketchup
Length: 2:54

They actually go out on three dates before he takes her home to a run-down apartment.

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this may call for a proper introduction

Fandom/Pairings: High School Musical/Bandom/Criminal Minds; Gen
Rating: Ketchup
Length: 1:36

Reid’s backstage, trying to find the dressing room.

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In Webs and Knots

Author: abriata
Fandom/Pairings: The Social Network; Eduardo/Mark, Chris/Dustin, Eduardo/Chris, Eduardo/Mark/Chris
Rating: Salsa
Length: 8:16:59 (collab mix), 8:16:27 (solo mix)

When Mark gets in a car accident Dustin and Chris have to call Eduardo back to California. No, not to play nursemaid. Mark's in a coma, but it turns out that all the code Dustin needs is locked down under a series of passwords that, with Mark out of commission, only Eduardo knows. The passwords are prompted from important moments in the evolution of Mark and Eduardo's relationship, which weave in and out of the movie timeline up until the current day. Contains heavy D/s themes, kink, next to no technical accuracy, and a happy ending.

Full podfic: collab mixsolo mix
In parts, collab mix: 12
In parts, solo mix: 12

it works for me and my coffee(maker)

Fandom/Pairings: The Social Network; Eduardo/Mark
Rating: BBQ Sauce
Length: 26:14

The coffeemaker was one of the first appliances that Mark ever bought, although (technically, the coffeemaker thinks) Mark's mother actually purchased it.

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coursing through my veins

Fandom/Pairings: Bandom; Gabe/Mikey
Rating: Salsa
Length: 4:06

The necklace is Gabe's idea.

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I will be your prisoner.

Fandom/Pairings: Bandom/Killjoys; Korse/Mikey
Rating: Salsa
Length: 4:44

It's hard to tell what's Mikey and what's pill now, hard for him to even sort it out in his brain. All he knows (all he wants to know) is the stark white of his facilities and the smooth white plastic of his collar making him as Korse's prisoner. As Korse's property.

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everything goes according to plan

Fandom/Pairings: Bandom; Panic GSF
Rating: Salsa
Length: 5:26

Brendon is secured to the St. Andew's cross that Andy has in his living room, facing out, and Ryan presses a kiss to Brendon's lips before stepping back to look Brendon over.

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ribbons through rings

Fandom/Pairings: Bandom; Brendon/Spencer
Rating: Salsa
Length: 15:42

Brendon gets corset piercings, Spencer gets a hard on. My pornmas summaries are way witty.

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not meant to play this part

Fandom/Pairings: Union J; Gen
Rating: BBQ Sauce
Length: 8:54

Josh is five when his mother takes the lipstick tube from his hands and scrubs at his face, telling him lipstick is for girls and not boys, Joshie, why do you go play with your cars? when all he wants to hear is you’re pretty. The lesson doesn’t leave him.

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